People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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