why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
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So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
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my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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