Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
