I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Randomize
