What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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