Umm I'm too high to move.
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
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Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
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Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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