it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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