I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
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Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
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Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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