nut hugger
I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
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