She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
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She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
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i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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