She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
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Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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