Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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