why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
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Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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