omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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