She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
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The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
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I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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