fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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