he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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