My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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