this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
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I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
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She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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