Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
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Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
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This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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