with your own penis?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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