she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Randomize