a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
We just shotgunned beers for America
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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