Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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