I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
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When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
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I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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