So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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