He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
