Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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