You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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