She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
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He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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