we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
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It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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