the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
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