you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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