he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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