OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
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Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
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I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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