Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
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