So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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