dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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