At least make sure they are 18
Why
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
