"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
PANTIES FOUND
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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