But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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