Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
