Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
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I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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