he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
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Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
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It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize