After last night, I could never be a politician.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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