no, he came in my armpit
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
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It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
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Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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