should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
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You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
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Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
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