super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
And then my night got REAL pukey
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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