are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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