i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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