he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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