i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
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I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
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He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
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