Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
