Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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