You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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