I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
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please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
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After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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